There's a girl... with toy horsies! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
In your poem, I have no interest. Being that I didn't write it myself, you see. If I had written it, and you had put it on your blog, then I would be interested. How dare you put it on your blog? How very dare you?!?
You are the scum between my toes.
Love, Alphalphashlee (chuckles) You shall now call me the almighty Alphalphashlee.
Again, amazing! In Jersey, we have a specialist publishing school for stiving authors & poets..check it out! Then we could be neighbours! Yay! *jumps up and down*
WELCOME to my Blog: Please enjoy it with your eyeballs! My name is Elly, and I am skills, skills on toast..ummm..I like keeping small change in my wallet cause then it feels full of moneys. And I jingle when I walk. Mmm, moneys..Today, I dropped my keys. Not wanting to lean over and pick them up, I pointed at them and said "Accio." Then I realized I had tried to use a Harry Potter spell in real life and in public. And I don't even LIKE Harry Potter!
STOP READING THIS; you are not in a library! That is all.
my blog doesn't care if you're black, white, or sasquatch even!
As long as you follow your dreams, no matter how crazy or against the law they might be. Except if you're a sasquatch, for sasquatch the rules are different...
The Subways
Vampire Weekend
Sleep Tight Co.
Band of Horses
The Grates
my blog is what you're looking at..
..with your eyes!
Yup. He's an idiot, alright.
-Toothpaste for dinner
together forever
SPORRRTT!!! AAAHH!!!
carrot
strawberry
lemon
choc-peppermint
this is my
..I would, but you know..no arms on the internet. Bummer.
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There's a girl... with toy horsies! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
In your poem, I have no interest. Being that I didn't write it myself, you see. If I had written it, and you had put it on your blog, then I would be interested. How dare you put it on your blog? How very dare you?!?
You are the scum between my toes.
Love, Alphalphashlee
(chuckles)
You shall now call me the almighty Alphalphashlee.
Again, amazing! In Jersey, we have a specialist publishing school for stiving authors & poets..check it out! Then we could be neighbours! Yay!
*jumps up and down*
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