Oh god, there is a tiny gnome in my head with a sledgehammer...And he's drunk. I dunno, maybe it's because I was hit in the face with a plastic Frisbee travelling at a ridonkulously high speed which, in turn, ripped half of my ear off - or maybe it's because there really is a gnome in my head. Either way..OWWIES!
Friday, 5 December 2008
Headache
Oh god, there is a tiny gnome in my head with a sledgehammer...And he's drunk. I dunno, maybe it's because I was hit in the face with a plastic Frisbee travelling at a ridonkulously high speed which, in turn, ripped half of my ear off - or maybe it's because there really is a gnome in my head. Either way..OWWIES!
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Have you ever considered not jumping in the way of flying Frisbees? You've got to stop doing that. It'll be the end of you if you don't.
As for the gnome, just drink some anti-gnome syrup... I think I've got some in my medicine cupboard... It's amazing the things you find in there...
Not funny, Ashlee. The Frisbee really hurt, and it did rip my ear. Lots of blood is also NOT FUNNY.
Hurumph.
As for the anti-gnome syrup, that's the stupidest idea since sliced bread. And sliced bread is pretty stupid.
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