I intend to write another post about all of the people who, for some reason, think that I am their friend. Some think that I am more than their friend. I am writing about one of them now..
Ashlee was born on Planet Zorsnakkk, in the Refreshments arm of the Milky Way. She was raised by various space bunnies until she was old enough to hop on her own. She then ate the bunnies for sustenance- she can't remember how she got to Earth, but she does recall waking up in a Mental Ward next to me. I was also encarcerated for eating my entire family (including my estranged pet frog, Fido).
She likes Earth, but she says that she will feel sad when the time comes when she and her bunny commrades will rise up from the grasps of humanity. They will wear people slippers- O, the humanity- or bunanity!
So, live in peace, humanoids, or she will kill us all.
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Best.Post.Ever
I am so happy that I contributed most of my personal information for this post.
Though I will be sad when it is time for my bunny comrades and I to rise up and take over the world, it must be done. The rein of bunnies is upon us, so surrender now, and make way for the superior new bunny leaders.
-Ashlee, a.k.a Awesomo the Mighty
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