Friday 6 March 2009

"I Will Prove That I'm Better Than You"

Skills on toast for real, y'all!
On one of my posts, some of you replied with Xs and Os. Thanks for all replies re:the Xs and Os of love. But now I am more confused than ever. What if I lean in for an X, but get an O? Wait...Is the X the kiss and the O the hug? The X seems almost too aggressive to stand for an act of affection. Maybe it means ANGRY KISS...like I LOVE YOOOOO *grrrrrr*
Fly Haiku
A note to the fly, who flew straight into my mouth; you forgot a leg.
Sock Haiku
An odd dream last night; all my socks had got divorced, and my feet were sad.
Cookie Haiku
Spoon of cookie dough, dessert for the impatient. Oven's too damn slow.

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16 comments:

Ashlee. said...

O is hug because it is round and enclosing, like a hug is.
X is kiss because kisses are X-cellent.
...
Okay so I just made that up. Doesn't make it any less true.
Well, maybe it does.
Yeah, it probably does.
Bye!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(no Xs for you, lest someone think me a lezzy-bean.)

Who Do I Think I Am? said...

You're more than welcome, hunnybunch.
I heart how you make up all this rad stuff! The poems, the catch-phrases...that's just rad.
:-) Rad.
XOXOXOXOXOXOX

DannyBoi said...

@>-------
I got you a rose for Valentine's Day!
xoxox

DannyBoi said...

w(^<>^)w
And a little ducky!!
-qwak-
xoxox

Super Nova ®ª¢ê said...

ಠ.ಡ
retard
i like the fly peom lol

iChic said...

:-D
I love the Cookie Dough Haiku!
And you're welcome for the x's and o's! In fact, here are some more:
X and an O and an X OH! and another X!
Celebrations!
:-D

Scooter Trash said...

*It's a kitten, by the way.*

Ashlee. said...

That's funny... it doesn't LOOK like a kitten. It doesn't SMELL like a kitten. It doesn't FEEL like a kitten. It doesn't SOUND like a kitten. It certainly doesn't TASTE like a kitten...
Therefore, it MUST be a kitten!

Scooter Trash said...

You're really mean. Did you know that, Ashlee?

Teagan said...

My hands smell like keys and flyspray
X_x

They're not kisses by the way.
=D

Ashlee. said...

I know I'm mean. It's what I do.

DannyBoi said...

Yay! Comment!

Super Nova ®ª¢ê said...

IT'S A KITTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!

DannyBoi said...

MORE COMMENT!

DannyBoi said...

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DannyBoi said...

CommentS. I meant commentS.