Showing posts with label Robin Hood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Robin Hood. Show all posts

Thursday, 25 December 2008

A Cooked Goose!

I've been thinking, and I've come up with a list of things that can cause the Universe to explode.
Frowning at a baby koala for twelve hours straight.
Sitting on a table and eating from a chair.
Being really damn angry on a carousel.
. . .
What if, instead of stealing from the rich & giving to the poor, Robin Hood went around making up wild cusses? Here are some I prepared earlier- sphincter gun, pudding dongle and, of course, sacksplosion. Thank you, and goodnight.
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