A Random Collection of my Thoughts

Just an assortment of stuff that didn't really fit into any other categories. *Sometimes I end up hunched in front of my monitor, fingers curled upon my keyboard -- perched. I am an electronic gargoyle. *The weather is oddly oppressive today. Like being sat upon by a damp clown. Oh grayish bummer sky, why you gotta bring me down too? Here, have a piece of cake; it's good, it's chocolate. *I've spelled the same word wrong in the same way so many times that now I think that the spelling must be right, and the universe is wrong. *What if the Frog Prince didn't let the Princess kiss him? What if he had an amphibian girlfriend or something? *When I get angry, I don't punch my fist through the wall in frustration. I am passive aggressive and just insult its "wallness", then sighed disappointedly. *Make friends like you, and then STAB THEM!!! *Want to get a cricket bat for security purposes. Much more surface area than a baseball bat. Already have spiffy Swiss Army Knife, but cricket bats are so much more fun.