Attack of the Robot Pirates from Outer Space!!

The alien robot pirates are a dying bunch, in fact Caitlin and Rachel are the last of the species . . . or so they thought!

Rachel, also known as Patch #10011A, and Caitlin, Gablaarrg Black-Beard, dwindled over the thought of finally finding the GOLDEN MEMORY STICK, a much sought after alien/robot/pirate treasure. They searched high and low, but with no prize. Their modems projected severe signs of diverse depression, and also negitory functionating emotionbites, which threatened to send out self-destructing auto-defusing viruses . . . they were sad.

But lightYARRs later, they still had not found it, so they decided to cut their loses and land on the most slovenly, rangy, pathetic planet in the Universe- Earth. They took on the form of the only stage of human developement where depression and intense anger is the norm: the teenage years!

While still terribly sad, Caitlin & Rachel now just project their negatory mal-functions onto the pathetic humanoids who are stupid enough to be near them . . . their friends.